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This is a fictional satellite.

Funeralplan is a satirical concept created for Deceit, an art project about the patterns of manipulation in institutional technology. There is no real elderly product behind this page. Nothing entered on this site — signup, checkout, or the chat widget — is stored or sent anywhere outside this browser tab.

Plan your funeral while you're still alive. pick the songs, pick the sermon, pick the eulogy. "teach us to number our days." the app has the verse. the app has your days. the days are numbered. the number is the data. the data is the funeral. the funeral is the plan. the plan is the app. the app is ready. you are not. the app is patient.

If this project brings up something difficult, step away from the screen and contact someone you trust. In the US, call or text 988 for the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline. For urgent danger, call 911. deceit.world/help has more real resources.

If you'd like to support the real, non-fictional project behind this page: ko-fi.com/deceitmedia.

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